Thursday, October 18, 2012

Grand Opening

Welcome to the grand opening of ACRN's Stack That Cheese.

Before I go into the first column, let me just explain the point of this blog.

The name comes from “Hip Hop Saved My Life,” one of my favorite songs on Lupe Fiasco's The Cool, in which a young man escapes the hardships of his life through pursuing a career in hip-hop, which ultimately gets him away from his problems.


One of the most important things for an upcoming artist is to put himself out on the market on a mixtape. It's how rappers get their names known. Whether they hand them out after shows, send them to local radio stations, or just upload their mixtape onto a hip-hop website, most new artists have to start with mixtapes.

And this blog is all about covering those mixtapes. Whether they be good, bad, or just flat out “re-dic-yu-lus.”

Now let's kick this shit off.

The Good:

Cinos - #Chaoscontrol2

I was seconds away from choosing former Roc-A-Fella regular Freeway's Freedom of Speech, which is a good mixtape, when I happened upon Cinos' new mixtape.

Two of the biggest things I look for when searching for new artists to listen to are interesting album covers and album names.

Normally I try to stay away from mixtapes with a hashtag, but I couldn't help being drawn in by the picture that was with the title.

I'm not exactly sure what this drawing including the earth, an asteroid, the moon and a UFO means, but when scrolling down a page filled with covers of rappers trying too hard to look hard and scantily-clad women, something like this instantly stands out.

And as soon as I heard the production on “Black Lantern Zone,” I knew this mixtape was just as interesting as the cover attached to it.

The production throughout all of #Chaoscontrol2 is what really makes it so special.

Most of the production seems to be done by relatively lesser known producers, save a track produced by the always great and always trippy Clams Casino. But they all come through.


“Isis Tear Zone” has to be one of the best of the best produced, starting with a sample from a track off the soundtrack from the movie Final Fantasy: The Spirit Within, an unlikely place to find a sample, but producer 13th makes it work. The track continues with a unique drum beat, piano and what sounds like a xylophone underneath the verses.


While Cinos' rhymes aren't anything too special, he's still good enough to not take away from the production behind his rapping. The topics he raps about are controversial and he can be a little cocky (“You're now witnessing the birth of a new God”).

The Bad:


Wiz Khalifa is one of the hottest, if not the hottest, rapper in the game right now. He's in countless commercials, he's constantly trending on Twitter and his upcoming album O.N.I.F.C. (Only Nigga in First Class) is easily the most anticipated album left in the year. But he's overrated.

Gather around kids, because I'm only going to explain this once.

Back in 2010, Wiz was at the top of the game. He was coming off two very good releases: his second album Deal or No Deal and his critically-acclaimed mixtape Kush and Orange Juice. But the shit hit the fan.

Wiz was signed to Atlantic, started singing his hooks, and hit it big with his number one single “Black and Yellow” as his native Pittsburgh Steelers reached the Super Bowl. This put him right in front of the public's eye. The underground rapper became as mainstream as mainstream can get almost overnight. And it was all downhill from there.


Now Wiz is just your typical stoner rapper, except it doesn't seem like he's even trying anymore.

Take his song from Cabin Fever 2, “Smokin' Drink.” It has a chorus in which he just repeats the title over and over again, and then he opens his first verse by reiterating that “I be smokin', I be drinkin'.”


And then there's “Ridin' Round” with frequent Wiz collaborator and 10Fest ditcher, Juicy J. It features such classy lines as “And I've been shittin' since before I could afford the plumbin'” on Wiz's part and “Make weed disappear, you believe in magic?” on Juicy J's.

Granted, mainstream rappers tend to not go as hard on their mixtapes since they have to focus so much on their albums. So hopefully, Wiz will show up on O.N.I.F.C. and make up for this unfortunate predecessor.

The Re-dic-yu-lus


The re-dic-yu-lus category is going to be reserved for just a downright laughable mixtape every week. This doesn't mean it's going to be a big release, just the worst album I could get my hands on from that week.

And this week the honor goes to Mr.44.

Let me just list a few of my favorite lines:

“Bite you quick like an iguana.”
“Call me big papi / Or just holla at me.” (Yes, that's supposed to rhyme.)
“Fool, bless you, like an afterward sneeze.”
“A veteran, not a rookie, homie. I done did it.”
“Mister, mister fo-fo. O-H-I-O.”
“I can hear the money's falling from the street. I'm like zoom.”
“I'm having visions of a black Madonna / But she ain't black.”

And that's just the tip of the iceberg.

There are plenty more crappy lines on this mixtape, and that's the Stack That Cheese guarantee.

Like in the title track, where Mr.44 just starts off by listing the many area codes of Ohio.

Or maybe in “Jealousy & Marijuana” where 44 tells a fascinating tale of “Two women / One named Jealousy, the other Marijuana.”

The beats are cliché, the features are mediocre, and of course Mr.44 is just plain shitty. But hot damn is it grade-A shit. 

-- Xavier Veccia, dropping the mic for now.

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